A Lawyer in Hell

 A lawyer died and was sent to hell for his numerous misdeeds. Satan decided to 

give him a guided tour and let him choose the room he wanted to stay in for all 

eternity. 

The first room Satan brought him to be full of people standing on their heads 

in four feet of hot coals. The lawyer decided that such living conditions were 

not for him. 

Next, Satan showed him a second room filled with lost souls standing on their 

heads in four feet of sharp ice cubes. The lawyer said he was sensitive to cold 

and could not spend eternity this way. 

Satan then showed the lawyer the final room. This room had countless sinners 

and criminals standing upright in four feet of cow dung. All the people were 

drinking coffee. Although the stench was overpowering, the lawyer liked the 

sight of coffee and decided upon this room. 

Five minutes after Satan locked the lawyer into his final abode, the 

supervising demon walked into the crowd and shouted, and “Coffee break is over! 

Everyone back on their heads!"