My Daughter

My daughter called me at work to say I received a call from "Josh" at the bank 

regarding my account. So, I called my bank and the operator asked me what Josh's 

last name was and I explained that he hadn't left his last name. 

When she asked for his department, I said that I didn't know. 

"There are 1500 employees in this building, ma'am," she told me rather 

sharply. 

So I asked her for her name. 

"Danielle," she said. 

"And your last name?" I asked. 

"Sorry," she replied, "we're not allowed to give last names."