Remember your psalms
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road
he stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in
and crossed her legs, forcing the habit to open and reveal a leg.
The priest looks and nearly has an accident, and after changing
gear lets his hand slide up her leg. She immediately says
"Father remembers psalm 129."The priest apologizes profusely
and removes his hand but is unable to remove his eyes from her leg.
Further on when he changes gear and has ogled at her leg for
the zillionth time he lets the hand slide up the leg again. The Nun
once again says "Father remembers psalm 129".Once again
the priest apologizes "Sorry sister but you know the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent the nun gets out and the priest goes on his
way. Once he arrives at his church he rushes to the bible and looks
up psalm 129 it said: "GO FORTH AND SEEK, FURTHER UP
YOU WILL FIND GLORY"
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