Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Remember your psalms

A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road 
he stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in 
and crossed her legs, forcing the habit to open and reveal a leg. 
The priest looks and nearly has an accident, and after changing 
gear lets his hand slide up her leg. She immediately says 
"Father remembers psalm 129."The priest apologizes profusely 
and removes his hand but is unable to remove his eyes from her leg. 
Further on when he changes gear and has ogled at her leg for 
the zillionth time he lets the hand slide up the leg again. The Nun 
once again says "Father remembers psalm 129".Once again 
the priest apologizes "Sorry sister but you know the flesh is weak." 
Arriving at the convent the nun gets out and the priest goes on his 
way. Once he arrives at his church he rushes to the bible and looks 
up psalm 129 it said: "GO FORTH AND SEEK, FURTHER UP 
YOU WILL FIND GLORY" 

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