Satan

One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny town of Johnstown 

got up early and went to the local church. Before the service started, the 

townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their 

families, etc. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone 

started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a 

frantic effort to get away from the evil incarnate. 

Soon everyone is evacuated from the church except for one elderly gentleman 

who sat calmly in his pew, not moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that 

God's ultimate enemy is in his presence. 

Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Hey! 

Don't you know who I am?" 

The man replied, "Yep, sure do." 

Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?" 

"Nope, sure ain't," said the man. 

Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why aren't you afraid of 

me?" 

The man calmly replied, "I've been married to your sister for 25 years."