Eve

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve called out to God..."Lord, I have a 

problem!" 

"What's the problem, Eve?" 

"Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and 

all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just 

not happy." 

"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above. 

"Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples." 

"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you." 

"What's a 'man', Lord?" 

"This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous 

ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly. All in all, he'll 

give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger, faster and more muscular than you. 

He'll also need your advice to think properly. He'll be really good at fighting 

and kicking a ball about, hunting fleet-footed ruminants, and not altogether bad 

in the sack." 

"Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. "What's the 

catch, Lord?" 

"Yeah, well.... you can have him on one condition." 

"What's that, Lord?" 

"You'll have to let him believe that I made him first."