doctors and laywers

Two attorneys boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window seat, the 

other sat in the middle seat. Just before take-off, a physician got on and took 

the aisle seat next to the two attorneys. The physician kicked off his shoes, 

wiggled his toes and was settling in when the attorney in the window seat said, 

"I think I'll get up and get a coke." "No problem," said the physician, "I'll 

get it for you." While he was gone, one of the attorneys picked up the 

physician's shoe and spat in it. When he returned with the coke, the other 

attorney said, "That looks good, I think I'll have one too." Again, the 

physician obligingly went to fetch it and while he was gone, the other attorney 

picked up the other shoe and spat in it. The Physician returned and they all sat 

back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Physician slipped his 

feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. "How long must this 

go on?" he asked. "This fighting between our professions? This hatred? This 

animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?"