PEST CONTROL

PEST CONTROL

A woman was having a passionate

affair with an inspector from a

pest control company. One

afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom

together when her husband

arrived home unexpectedly. "Quick," said the

woman to her lover," into the

closet!", and she pushed him in the closet,

stark naked.

The husband, however, became

suspicious and after a search of the bedroom

discovered the man in the

closet. "Who are you?" he asked him.

"I'm an inspector from

Bugs-B-Gone," said the exterminator.

"What are you doing in there?"

the husband asked.

"I'm investigating a complaint

about an infestation of moths," the man

replied.

"And where are your clothes?"

asked the husband.

The man looked down at himself

and said,........ "Those little bastards