Monday, June 16, 2008

Maybe we should drop a few more pins...

I think it puts things into the appropriate perspective.

 
When in England at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was

asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an

example of empire building' by George Bush.

 He answered by
 saying, 'Over the years, the United States has

sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for

freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked

for in return is enough to bury those that did not return.

   You could have heard a pin drop.

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 A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that

included Admirals from the U.S. , English, Canadian, Australian and

French Navies.  At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with

a large group of Officers that included personnel from most of those

countries.  Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their

drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that, 'whereas

Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English.'  He then asked,

'Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences

rather than speaking French?'   Without hesitating, the
 American

Admiral replied 'Maybe it's because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and

Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German.'

 You could have heard a pin drop.

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 AND THIS STORY FITS RIGHT IN WITH THE ABOVE...

 
 A group of Americans, retired teachers, recently went to France

on a tour.  Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris

by plane.   At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his

passport in his carry on.  'You have been to France before,

monsieur?'  the customs officer
 asked sarcastically.  Mr. Whiting

admitted that he had been to France previously.  'Then you should know

enough to have your passport ready.'  The American said, 'The last time I

was here, I didn't have to show it.' 'Impossible.  Americans

always have to show your passports on arrival in France !'  The American senior

gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained.

'Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in '44 to help

liberate this country, I couldn't find any Frenchmen to show it

to.'

 You could have
 heard a pin drop

 

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