Monday, February 06, 2006

FW: Money & engineering

Subject: Money & engineering

A recently discovered mathematical formula now demonstrates with certainty
that to be incredibly wealthy we need know absolutely nothing and work only
as hard as we wish. The formula, based on two well known postulates, is as
follows:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.
As any first-year engineering student knows: Power = Work / Time
Since Knowledge = Power and since Time = Money, with substitution, we arrive
at: Knowledge = Work / Money.
Solving the equation for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge.
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of
the amount of work done.
Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.

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